Out of the mouth of babes.
I went for a run after work today, and on the way back, bumped into Jeff from Chinese class last year and his daughter Anissa. We made small talk for two minutes before Katherine from the same class and her boyfriend Gene came by as well, and we all stood there for a few minutes, chatting and watching Anissa jump in puddles with her rain boots. She has big blue eyes and practically white blonde hair.

After a few minutes, I asked, "Anissa, how old are you?" She responded quite proudly, "Two." Thinking that some of the kids I had worked with last year during my psychology job were 24 to 30 months and somewhat smaller than her, I noted that she was quite big for her age. Jeff wondered out loud whether she was really small or big. Katherine put in her two cents that she was still quite small.

"Well, what are you, Anissa?" She asked, and Anissa responded, "I'm TWO!" At which we all collapsed in laughter. That's right, girl. Fight back against the subjectivity of strangers, and stick to the facts. She's got it right from the beginning.